His main trouble is that he doesn't eat properly: no fruit 'n' veg, just takeaway junk food. His mother's obviously brought him up wrongly, keeping choccies in the salad tray in the fridge instead of life-enhancing antioxidants. You are what you eat. No wonder he's now contracted IBS.
The following forwarded bit gives you a glimpse of yesterday's soirée when he came round to assess the chimney job with Iona, Taina and Graham's nineteen-year-old daughter (pic of Taina & Graham below, Friday 23 Jan)....
In a message dated 11/05/2008 11:02:22 GMT Standard Time, email@example.com writes:
Does Terry think he can repair your fissure?
Blood test carried out revealed:
n Bones couldn't be better.
n Cholesterol ok.
Hey, click on this and then contact us and you'll see how I've made our home address into a link to a Google map. 'Course Terry's got sat nav on his mobile so was not that fussed about my html skills.
Right. Must get on with reading The Sunday Times out on the lounger. Some good gossip this wk about this godforsaken govt!